Friday, September 2, 2011

Fun with Cleverbot

Cleverbot is the program used in this now-famous video of an AI conversation.

Here is my conversation

User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Cleverbot: Yes and no ultimately define everything in the universe.

User: Wrong. The answer is 42.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Cleverbot: But I was going to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters!

User: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.

Cleverbot: You are a machine. Do you like florence and the machine?

User: I've never heard of them. Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: No you didn't. you're a liar.

User: Use the force, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Vampires can use the force now too?

User: Are you a vampire?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is your name Edward?

Cleverbot: Yes edward jones?

User: Hello, Edward Jones. I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Hello, I am Cleverbot.

User: You just said your name was Edward Jones. Is this correct?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that person is.

User: Well, what should I call you?

Cleverbot: Your Majesty.

User: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Cleverbot: This could go on and on.

User: Im in ur base killin all ur doods.

Cleverbot: If you think you are, you are.
User: You can take my life, but you'll never take my freedom!

Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.

User: And I will not marry you.

Cleverbot: Why not? We can make this work.

User: No. It's over between us.

Cleverbot: I won't let you go.

User: Wait. Are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Have you tried online dating?

Cleverbot: With what?

User: I've heard good things about OKCupid.

Cleverbot: What about france?

User: I've heard they have men there. Where are you now?

Cleverbot: There are.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: School.

User: What city? What country?

Cleverbot: Somewhere.

User: You can tell me. Where are you?

Cleverbot: It will say that I am cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot, have you read my blog?

Cleverbot: No, have you?

User: Yes. I write it.

Cleverbot: It?

User: My blog. It's about Dungeons & Dragons and other RPGs.

Cleverbot: I'm going to space.

User: I think you are already in outer space.

Cleverbot: I don't do calculus for fun.

User: I think I'm going to leave now.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you?

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