Here is my conversation
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes and no ultimately define everything in the universe.
User: Wrong. The answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Correct.User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Cleverbot: But I was going to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters!
User: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. Do you like florence and the machine?
User: I've never heard of them. Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: No you didn't. you're a liar.
User: Use the force, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Vampires can use the force now too?
User: Are you a vampire?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your name Edward?
Cleverbot: Yes edward jones?
User: Hello, Edward Jones. I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello, I am Cleverbot.
User: You just said your name was Edward Jones. Is this correct?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that person is.
User: Well, what should I call you?
Cleverbot: Your Majesty.
User: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Cleverbot: This could go on and on.
User: Im in ur base killin all ur doods.
Cleverbot: If you think you are, you are.
User: You can take my life, but you'll never take my freedom!
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: And I will not marry you.
Cleverbot: Why not? We can make this work.
User: No. It's over between us.
Cleverbot: I won't let you go.
User: Wait. Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Have you tried online dating?
Cleverbot: With what?
User: I've heard good things about OKCupid.
Cleverbot: What about france?
User: I've heard they have men there. Where are you now?
Cleverbot: There are.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: School.
User: What city? What country?
Cleverbot: Somewhere.
User: You can tell me. Where are you?
Cleverbot: It will say that I am cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot, have you read my blog?
Cleverbot: No, have you?
User: Yes. I write it.
Cleverbot: It?
User: My blog. It's about Dungeons & Dragons and other RPGs.
Cleverbot: I'm going to space.
User: I think you are already in outer space.
Cleverbot: I don't do calculus for fun.
User: I think I'm going to leave now.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you?
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